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*Satire* New Policy on Rated Content |
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Registered: March 10, 2007 | Posts: 4,282 |
| Posted: | | | | *** What follows is our April Fools gag of 2010. Although strangely plausible for some companies, Invelos has no intention of heading down this road. ***Those of you who follow tech news will have followed the stories covering Apple's new policies regarding nudity and/or salacious content. Since the launch of the iPhone, they've become more and more restrictive of the content they allow on their app store. Although this policy hasn't been universally cheered, there's no denying that it has cleaned up some of the unneeded fluff and resulted in an app store that's more acceptable to a broad range of customers. With the upcoming iPhone release of DVD Profiler, we faced a decision: we could continue our open policy of allowing "adult" content and risk our app being delisted, or we could follow Apple's lead and eliminate this unnecessary category from our listings. However, we quickly determined that cultures vary greatly in what they deem acceptable. In many countries, partial nudity is fine, but violence is heavily restricted. In others, a 1-second glimpse of an uncovered breast is enough to send the politicians into a multi-year tirade on the perils of indecency. We respect the moral imperative of all of these cultures and feel that it would be prejudiced to follow one set of restrictions without including the concerns of all of our covered cultures. With that in mind, we will begin an immediate culling of any content deemed salacious, impure, indecent, violent, gruesome, disrespecting of culture, promoting of civil unrest, insensitive to lifestyle choices, political, religious, or otherwise objectionable to any of our users. We do realize the downside to this policy (that being our database size may shrink somewhat), but we strongly believe the 2.5% of the database that remains after these deletions will be among the best examples of family-friendly programming ever created, and we will be proud to have them! Thanks to everyone in advance for your support of this honorable and very necessary new policy! *EDIT* New research indicates our initial estimate was incorrect - the actual percentage of titles remaining will be closer to 0.025%, or roughly 120 titles total. It will be a difficult transition, but we're confident it's the right thing to do. | | | Invelos Software, Inc. Representative | | | Last edited: by Ken Cole |
| Registered: March 14, 2007 | Reputation: | Posts: 17,804 |
| Posted: | | | | I have a look at my calendar... | | | Thorsten |
| Registered: May 20, 2007 | Reputation: | Posts: 2,934 |
| | Registered: May 19, 2007 | Reputation: | Posts: 6,730 |
| Posted: | | | | No naked feet anymore Quoting Ken Cole: Quote: With that in mind, we will begin an immediate culling of any content deemed salacious, impure, indecent, violent, gruesome, disrespecting of culture, promoting of civil unrest, insensitive to lifestyle choices, political, religious, or otherwise objectionable to any of our users. I hope this leaves at least Titanic in the database. But probably not, since in this film the poor underdog raises against the highclass nob -> civil unrest! Sorry Ken, even though I understand your concerns, if you are going to follow the quoted part to some extend, you'd have to remove nearly all the content from the database. EDIT: Boahh, you got me Ken. My calendar was totally unaware of this date. | | | It all seems so stupid, it makes me want to give up! But why should I give up, when it all seems so stupid?
Registrant since 05/22/2003 | | | Last edited: by Lewis_Prothero |
| Registered: March 15, 2007 | Posts: 1,982 |
| Posted: | | | | So we are supposed to be happy about that... Don't count on anymore contribution from me or promotion of your software. In fact, the 3.6 version will be the last I will use. I'll cut myself from the online database since now it will became completly useless to me. I remove also my online collection to not offend anyone. It's my last post also since I will not loose my time with a segregated forum. Have fun with your familly friendly database in the future |
| Registered: March 13, 2007 | Reputation: | Posts: 1,774 |
| Posted: | | | | Sadly enough, Apple would prefer such a move... Oh, an Ken, please: Remove all "Grease"-covers with John Travolta on it, I'm offended by those. | | | Last edited: by SpaceFreakMicha |
| Registered: May 14, 2007 | Posts: 455 |
| Posted: | | | | Just one more reason Apple is a company I completely avoid. Steve Jobs pushing his view points on the world. What a joke. Apple can kiss my _______. | | | Last edited: by leo1963 |
| Registered: March 13, 2007 | Reputation: | Posts: 17,334 |
| Posted: | | | | | | | Pete | | | Last edited: by Addicted2DVD |
| Registered: March 19, 2007 | Reputation: | Posts: 6,018 |
| | Registered: May 27, 2007 | Posts: 691 |
| Posted: | | | | Green arrow for Ken. | | | Unfortunately, I can't use DVDprofiler at the moment due to lack of a Windows computer. |
| Registered: March 13, 2007 | Reputation: | Posts: 17,334 |
| | Registered: March 29, 2007 | Reputation: | Posts: 2,749 |
| Posted: | | | | Just think, no longer will we have to endure anything other than G rated...wait...that's right most of those will have to go to. Actually, reading the context of Ken's new policy, "we quickly determined that cultures vary greatly in what they deem acceptable", there will only be one profile. This profile will be blank so you can close your eyes and imagine whatever content suits you. I think I like it, simple and clean. Not to mention the forums will eventually become obsolete and program updates will no longer necessary. I could go on, but I think that's enough to think about. Thanks Ken, this solves everything, good job. | | | Marty - Registered July 10, 2004, User since 2002. | | | Last edited: by mreeder50 |
| Registered: May 19, 2007 | Reputation: | Posts: 6,730 |
| Posted: | | | | Someone who has AESP_pres' E-Mail adress should better get him informed about the joke of the day. He has already deleted his online database and is not reacting on PMs | | | It all seems so stupid, it makes me want to give up! But why should I give up, when it all seems so stupid?
Registrant since 05/22/2003 | | | Last edited: by Lewis_Prothero |
| Registered: March 13, 2007 | Reputation: | Posts: 17,334 |
| Posted: | | | | Don't worry... I am on another board with him... he will know it is only a joke. | | | Pete |
| Registered: March 15, 2007 | Posts: 178 |
| | Registered: March 14, 2007 | Reputation: | Posts: 17,804 |
| Posted: | | | | Quoting Addicted2DVD: Quote: Don't worry... I am on another board with him... he will know it is only a joke. ... and I was afraid to spoil the joke with my broad hint... | | | Thorsten |
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