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*Satire* New Policy on Rated Content
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DVD Profiler Unlimited Registrantnolesrule
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You're lucky it's not the original VHS cover art, or that would be banned too.
DVD Profiler Desktop and Mobile Registrantkahless
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No more Porn in DVDP?! 
For tracking the 1 remaining DVD in my collection [...] 


Which one is it?   


The Little Mermaid. (Always thought she looks damn good with the sea shell bikini)   


   
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No more Porn in DVDP?! 
For tracking the 1 remaining DVD in my collection [...] 


Which one is it?   


The Little Mermaid. (Always thought she looks damn good with the sea shell bikini)   


   


Don't laugh!  NSFW
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No more Porn in DVDP?! 
For tracking the 1 remaining DVD in my collection [...] 


Which one is it?   


The Little Mermaid. (Always thought she looks damn good with the sea shell bikini)   


   


Don't laugh!  NSFW


OMG! 
Thorsten
Invelos Software, Inc. RepresentativeKen Cole
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Can we keep listing it if we replace the terms with clever euphemisms?

I would need to see examples. 

Uh oh, what did I just ask for? 
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Quoting kahless:
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No more Porn in DVDP?! 
For tracking the 1 remaining DVD in my collection [...] 


Which one is it?   


The Little Mermaid. (Always thought she looks damn good with the sea shell bikini)   


   


Don't laugh!  NSFW


OMG! 


Agree. 

But this is really incredible. 
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Had me going for the first paragraph.......        
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RE: Invelos Forums->General: Announcements->New Policy on Rated Content

Ok, so we can only keep titles that are "NOT RATED"

Have a great 4/1 day.

Zappman


PS: Ken, it is nice to have you posting again.
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I was wondering if this was serious when I first read it (even with April Fool's day), but Ken's quote of only 2.5% of the database remaining cemented that it was a gag. Very cute. 
DVD Profiler Unlimited Registrantyodagreensaber
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if we take out every violent DVD that will eliminate every horror movie, Rated R movie, action movie, pg-13 and any movie where someone gets shot stabbed or anything else that hurts you. comedies would be eliminated too.
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though this is april fool's day.
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Even worse:
If we take out every film that might hurt religious feelings, we'd have to take out any film that promotes the eating of animal products and/or the usage of animal fabrics (Buddhism).
Since until now I don't know of many films where not at least one actor is wearing shoes / fur / leather jacket etc.  ...    
And those where no actor is wearing anything usually get banned for explicit sexuality
It all seems so stupid, it makes me want to give up!
But why should I give up, when it all seems so stupid?


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Even worse:
If we take out every film that might hurt religious feelings, we'd have to take out any film that promotes the eating of animal products and/or the usage of animal fabrics (Buddhism).
Since until now I don't know of many films where not at least one actor is wearing shoes / fur / leather jacket etc.  ...    
And those where no actor is wearing anything usually get banned for explicit sexuality

any movie where a character eats meat is gone.
Invelos Software, Inc. RepresentativeKen Cole
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Oh great, by my calculations we're down to exactly three films.  And I'm not telling which three for fear that you people will find something wrong with them too! 
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I think you'll lose most of your market share to other applications due to this, like Notepad.
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